centYea, I am blogging. Unlike Enver, I don't use this blog as a diary. In fact, I just use it to publicly rant about things, and plug my awesome Flashs. But I am also here to make sure everyone knows mey opinion, and my Hate-Dar has picked up on 50 Cent: Bulletproof.
This will be a steaming hot pile of crap.I mean, come on....how much has the whole "gangster" games been shoved down our throats? *cough* GTA *cough*. I am a gamer that loves innovation, which is why I have a DS versus a PSP. I really don't think whoever 50 is depending on to make this game will make it any sort of innovative. I think they'll make a mediocre game, that will use the name 50 Cent to bait the white suburban kids into asking their rich mothers who can afford all the insane prices for their RocaWear, or their G-Unit sneakers, to buy this stupid game. If this gets to the top of the charts, I'll scream. I swear I will, because this doesn't deserve the money other games should get from a lot of people. We are nearing the holiday season people, Q4 for all gamers. I enjoy this season, since the most innovative games come out. I have my DS list, and I am getting Soulcalibur 3 when it comes out. I don't see what else I should get, I don't need that much besides a new MP3 player battery.
So in closing, to all you white suburban kids who try to be black...SAVE YOUR F'N MONEY FOR OTHER THINGS!
http://img175.imageshack.us/my.php?image=aww3ql8je.jpg - Poor, poor Frosty
http://img284.imageshack.us/my.php?image=hockeyref0121052wl.jpg - Doesn't that call for a week in the penalty box?
http://img167.imageshack.us/my.php?image=holdit5np2mb.jpg- The Great Wall-k of China
http://img223.imageshack.us/my.php?image=spidey137wt3xt2fb.jpg- That would explain the purple and green...GRRR....and giggling, don't forget giggling....HULK NOT PISSED....good, you flamer.
http://img108.imageshack.us/my.php?image=swathandsignals0vb.jpg- Expect me to tell you to closeline random people.
Yea, it's me again...
I was thinking today about evolution. During the eons (oh yea, smartie-man-big-word) of humanities existance, as we fucked and breeded, we evolved over time into what we are now. Don't ask me how races came to be, I don't what to think about it that much. We lose parts that we don't need, and things that were burdening our ability to survive and prosper. Which included our tails.
I started thinking about how what could happen during our next stage. Unfortunately, my shirt was up a bit from doing handstands (I was bored, what?). I looked down at my stomach and saw my belly button and had an epiphany. I realized we are going to lose this when we evolve. What do we need this for, seriously? It only produces an awkward smell when you pick it for lint. All it does is produce lint. Personally, there are people who do piercing on this weirdly unnecessary part of our body. Many props to ya, you found something to do with this piece of shit on our tummy.
Personally, I want tails back. Think of the uses we could have with our tails. There are so many uses, and it could better our survival in this whole new world of ours. If you have any uses for tails in your mind, reply them to me. I was thinking we could use them to finally clean the center of our backs. Sorry, I don't have a lady to help me with that, and I don't have a brush. I am tired of spending money to buy brushes that will break over someone's head when they walk into the bathroom as I am taking a shower. I want my tail back!
Remember the weird picture? Now it has music! Fatty Koo's Bounce. hahaha! I am a fricken genius
Oh wait, I learned how to put music on from Legendary Frog, so thanks Mr. Blanchette
It just so happens that every time I post, it's in a new month. Maybe I need reasons to post. Anyone got any reason for me to post? Anyone got any ideas as to how I can spice this blog up so even I got a reason to post in it?
Oh, and here's something cool for all you jazzy hipsters!
http://img160.imageshack.us/my.php?image=discodancing3lq.gif
Ever get so bored, that you do something with a random object in your room, something that you thought you would never do, and toy with it? I mean, I got so bored this week that I made a deck out of my old-ass Pokemon cards. This is outrageous, my summer shouldn't be this boring. I mean, I came back to PA from NY to see if something was up where I was living, maybe I could of spend some time with Krystle. But everything has gone boring and stale. Yeesh...I hope that I can get to my dad's for at least a week or two before school starts, so I can have some fun or something. Either that, or go back to Queens.
Oh, and I curse all you people who have vacations in spots that just spell fun. Curse you to Martha Stewart's Kitchen, a place worse than hell.
Forgive me everyone. I am sorry that I never post here. I get pretty busy. Well, I guess I got some xplainin' to do, so lemme get to it.
This week, I have been doing some serious movie research. Why? Because I haven't seen FF yet (Fantastic Four for all you non-believers out there). I figured that Marvel has its hits and misses with all these comic-to-film movies. If you don't know, allow me to make a nice chart.
Hit | Miss |
Spiderman | Blade Trinity |
X-Men | Daredevil |
Punisher | Elektra |
I could continue, but I can't think of any other movies at the moment that Marvel fucked up. But I do want to know one thing: What is Avi Arad smoking?!?
He is getting on my fucking nerves. Sure, he has come up with great things, and some of the things he is making (Spider-Man 3, X3, Iron Man, and Ghost Rider and Punisher 2) are all well and good, really they are. Though I do have one question: Why Deathlok?!?
Deathlok, for everyone's information (which is why I have been in my house for the last week), was an ex-soldier in the military. He was serving in a war before some explosives gave him some rather grave injuries (getting your nuts blown off = grave injuries. That is my opinion, and it didn't happen to Deathlok, though I wish). Instead of letting the fucker die, they decided to keep him alive via cybernetics in an experimental process. And so, Deathlok was born, a cybernetic soldier who has a mind of his own, despite being a walking computer. He slowly and surely loses control of himself to be controlled by random governments until he fights back with his guns and shit. Really really lame. The only notice of this idiot worth noting is that he helped Spidey (whom we all know, can't defeat a huge villian alone unless it is in a movie), defeat Carnage and his gang of villians (or family, as Shriek would like to call it). The villians were Doppelganger (the family pet via Shriek. She is nuts, I am telling you. She grew up with no family, all fat and crap. And from freak accident, she gains the power to shoot beams out of her hand made of pure sound, and gets all skinny and nuts, which puts her in Ravencroft ((the asylum of Manhatten in Marvel)), where Carnage was. Shriek frees him and they escape, maiming every guard in their way. Really...out of there)), Carrion (the son), Demogoblin (the older brother), Shriek (the mother), and Carnage (the father).
Alright, I went too into Maximum Carnage (I beat the game. That is one of my most awesome achievements). Well, time to continue my ranting. There is one more movi I want to rant about, and no it is not Ghost Rider. I came to my senses, and believe that Nicholas Cage would make a terrific Johnny Blaze, as long as Ghost Rider doesn't have the penance stare. That is reserved to the second host of Ghost Rider.... but to move on before I down others with more information, time for me to argue about Black Widow
For your information, Black Widow is simply a Russian woman trained in the art of assassination and battle, to become a one-woman wrecking crew. She was deemed Black Widow because she believed that her husband was killed during a mission for the KGB, and decided to fill his mantle. She does a lot of missions, until she comes to her senses and starts working for S.H.I.E.L.D (which is run by Nick Fury, who I know Sam is familar with), and did missions along with the Avengers, Los Angeles's Morning Sons with Ghost Rider, Morbius, Blade, and other superheroes which I have no knowledge of at this rate. I think they are going to mention the second Black Widow, who did even better than the original Black Widow in her training, but the first still beats the second due to her craftiness. I am not sure how the movie goes, but I have only one thing to say...
WHAT IS GOING ON?!? Who writes this shit? I am getting pretty tired of heroes I don't know getting movies because they have some public mention (Black Widow was a sidekick of The Punisher during the game for like, one mission). There is only certain heroes that deserve mention in movies. Raise the roof for Captain America! Someone has to. Thor is getting a movie too, and I am pissed off at that too, but I haven't done the research on Thor. I don't have to, I know enough Nordic mythology to know who Thor is, but I hate Thor in the comics. Whoohoo, he was an Avenger. He is also god-awfully easy to know who he is, his accent is way too deep for New York. Even Spider-Man knows who he is. Come on. I want everyone who reads this to reply to my blog, and tell me what Marvel, D.C, Black Horse, Image, and whatever comic syndicate that doesn't have their head in their ass super hero you want to see have a GOOD movie.
Oh, and no, I don't want to see another Spawn movie. If they can make it good, super. Though, they can't make a decent video game for him, despite all these fucking good games with awesome graphics.
Savage Dragon, anyone?
Oh, and no Quote today, I am too brain-drained, and I probably made you all scroll to read this.
Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to go scuba-diving with Chris Tucker and Aquaman. Giddy-up...
Not gonna do itAfterword.
